Three wise noble and valiant knights, and an italian chick from Brooklyn who happen to be walking by at the time, were sucked into a giant vortex where they were hurled through space and time into another dimension. There they learned the arts of badassery and basket making. The knight known as "Gun Jack" was also given a light saber made by ten thousand beautiful naked women out of beer and awesomeness to prove that he was indeed more badass than the other two knights who's names have been lost to history.  The reluctant four were then sent back to their dimension charged with only one mission...which none of them cared about and was subsequently forgotten and so they started a website called Out Loud Thinking.