Become an official staff member of Black Mesa! Working at the Black Mesa Research Facility may present numerous hazards to both health and safety, including:

• Risk of freezing (to death) by super coolants and industrial sized freezers
• Possibility of fractures from falling machinery/falling onto machinery
• Trans-dimensional tears in the fabric of reality
• Capture, injury and, sometimes, death by hostile alien beings

 100% Polyester, stain-resistant, relaxed fit.